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The football-england team do our best to stay on top of the latest England news. But let’s face it, we’re basically a bit lazy, and tend to spend more time in the pub than behind the keyboard. You can always rely on us for insightful comment and opinion on things that actually matter, but if Joe Hart gets a new haircut, we’re unlikely to care. So if you want the very latest England news about shit that doesn’t really matter as much, then sadly you have to turn to the mainstream media. Booo!
There’s no need to leave this site though, as we gather all the latest England headlines together and deposit them here on this page for your amusement. So here you go.
Latest England News
- Wayne Rooney's son leaves fans in stitches with hilarious drawing of Man United legend
- How Morgan Rogers became Aston Villa's main man after the luck of the FA Cup draw saw the starlet become Unai Emery's No1 transfer target, writes TOM COLLOMOSSE
- Eni Aluko's football punditry is mocked by Piers Morgan, who says she is 'not even 100TH as good as Ian Wright', as she faces axe at ITV despite denying she 'attacked' her colleague
- Jamie Vardy will LEAVE Leicester this summer and could be set for a move to the US with wife Rebekah as fairytale 13-year spell ends on a sour note after he labelled their season a 's***show'
- Eni Aluko faces ITV AXE over accusing colleague Ian Wright of 'blocking' female pundits from TV work