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The football-england team do our best to stay on top of the latest England news. But let’s face it, we’re basically a bit lazy, and tend to spend more time in the pub than behind the keyboard. You can always rely on us for insightful comment and opinion on things that actually matter, but if Joe Hart gets a new haircut, we’re unlikely to care. So if you want the very latest England news about shit that doesn’t really matter as much, then sadly you have to turn to the mainstream media. Booo!
There’s no need to leave this site though, as we gather all the latest England headlines together and deposit them here on this page for your amusement. So here you go.
Latest England News
- Lionesses confirm base for Euro 2025 title defence in Switzerland - with Sarina Wiegman's side set to stay in five-star hotel with a giant spa - and guests can pay in Bitcoin!
- Thomas Tuchel returns to Chelsea for the first time since his brutal sacking for secret 'eye-watering' reason over two years ago
- Harry Kane adamant he will finally break his trophy curse and insists he hasn't yet reached his peak at 31 - but Bayern Munich ace admits he is frustrated with lengthy wait
- Harry Kane reveals 'incredibly kind' gesture from Wayne Rooney before going on to break his England goal record and opens up on his no-nonsense leadership style
- Why Jordan Pickford is now England's most important player - and the real reason our clubs don't produce goalkeepers anymore