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The football-england team do our best to stay on top of the latest England news. But let’s face it, we’re basically a bit lazy, and tend to spend more time in the pub than behind the keyboard. You can always rely on us for insightful comment and opinion on things that actually matter, but if Joe Hart gets a new haircut, we’re unlikely to care. So if you want the very latest England news about shit that doesn’t really matter as much, then sadly you have to turn to the mainstream media. Booo!
There’s no need to leave this site though, as we gather all the latest England headlines together and deposit them here on this page for your amusement. So here you go.
Latest England News
- Stephen Warnock reveals he 'contemplated taking his own life' after struggling with retirement from football... as the former Liverpool and England defender admits thinking he was 'a failure' by the end of his career
- Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and former Leeds boss Jesse Marsch 'on the shortlist for surprise international job' after Jose Mourinho and Frank Lampard both turned down the role
- Ben White's agent hits back at Arsenal star's critics and says 'no-one knows what's going on in his life' - after reposting a critique of Harry Redknapp's 'slam the door' comments on his England exile
- Who is Laura Celia Valk? England and Real Madrid footballer Jude Bellingham's new girlfriend revealed
- How Ollie Watkins made me eat my own words with his irresistible display against Arsenal, writes SIMON JORDAN