The football-england team do our best to stay on top of the latest England news. But let’s face it, we’re basically a bit lazy, and tend to spend more time in the pub than behind the keyboard. You can always rely on us for insightful comment and opinion on things that actually matter, but if Joe Hart gets a new haircut, we’re unlikely to care. So if you want the very latest England news about shit that doesn’t really matter as much, then sadly you have to turn to the mainstream media. Booo!

There’s no need to leave this site though, as we gather all the latest England headlines together and deposit them here on this page for your amusement. So here you go.

Latest England News