Stuart "Psycho" Pearce - Fighter Profile
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Stuart "Psycho" Pearce
Born 1962 Hammersmith.
Height: 5' 9" Weight: 11 stone 4 pounds
Fighting style: Psycho summons up super human courage when faced with adversity. Liable to administer a good kicking when kitted out with a pair of Doctor Martin's finest.
Special Moves: "The Stomp" - The Skinhead Moonstomp dance can be most effective, especially when an opponents head is underneath it.
"The Steam" - Psycho possesses an uncanny ability to produce steam from bodily orifices when he builds up his inner aggression. A feat only matched by one of the other contestants - Cyanide Moyes.
Profile: The Psycho is one of the younger contestants and will be closely watched by many.
Seemingly mild mannered, Psycho is prone to irrational moments and can be difficult to stop when he works himself to a frenzy.
This was highlighted when a recent visit to B&Q ended with Psycho spending a night in the cells, and 3 B&Q staff members hospitalised.
Psycho was seen being escorted from the store by burly security staff shouting "That's not fucking magnolia".
A little known fact is that Psycho once turned down the chance to star in TV's 'The Minder' as hard-case Terence McCann, claiming that it may lead to him being stereotyped in future.
Psycho has a trusted friend and advisor called Beany, who it is alleged was rescued from a fate worse than death at the hands of The Scally.

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