Sex with England Ladies Footballers

by Cozy Powell
(China)

Editors Note:... I'm not sure I should be letting this onto the site, as it is just about on the bounds of what we would deem acceptable. The only thing that really swung it, was that we at Football England towers have often had this discussion amongst ourselves... By the way, I quite fancy Mary Phillip - I don't know what this bloke is on about...

Message: Obviously we would all love to have sex with an England footballer (unless it had to be Sammy Lee) and from the England squad my first choice would be Fara Williams. After that it would be Alex Scott, then Eni Aluko, then Casey Stoney, then Rachel Brown, then Katie Chapman. Then possibly Carney.
The only ones I wouldn't really want to shag are Asante, Phillip and Jody Handley.

ps. I've just written the word in the block below as instructed and the word was OCTOID. What a quality new word.