Sam "Fatso" Allardyce - Fighter Profile
Sam "Fatso" Allardyce Fighting style: Powerful punches and huge strength. Fine exponent of the Haymaker. May be a bit cumbersome against a lively opponent. Special Moves: "The Hairy Mitt" - Huge haymaker of a punch that can knock mere mortals into the middle of next week. "The Bung" - Always carries a small brown paper package with him. This can be thrust down an opponents throat to choke them. Profile: The Fatso is feared by many for his enormous strength, and drives around in a specially converted Sherman tank - the only road going vehicle sturdy enough to take his massive frame. Famed for his prowess in eating contests, the Fatso once ate a whole cow in one sitting, along with a bucket of mustard. The gaseous expulsions following this remarkable deed produced enough acid rain in the following weeks to decimate the surrounding countryside for miles around.
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