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Premier League Preview - 2008 / 2009 Season

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Premier League preview from our hairy tipster, Minty

Good old Minty has been let out of his cage & roped in to give us his thoughts on the upcoming Premiership season.

I'm sure you're desperate to hear where Minty thinks all the teams will finish this time out.


Minty's Premier League Preview 2008/2009

I expect this season to be very similar to last season at the top, middle & bottom, but most of the excitement will come at the bottom.

I think the crap sides are finding a level that could see a huge 10 team slugfest for those 3 relegation spots this year...

Here are my predictions for all the Premier League Teams in 2008-2009...

Arsenal
Not much big name traffic coming in at Arsenal to replace the departing Flamini & Hleb, who were both quality for the Gunners last season, but Mr Wenger generally knows what he's doing.

I expect Arsenal to be the nearest challengers to Man Utd & Chelsea again, but they may struggle to contend for the full season and seem destined for 3rd spot again.

I expect Walcott & a fit again Rosicky will need to step up to the plate and deliver the goods this season, for Arsenal to really put the shits up the top 2.
Predicted League Position: 3rd

Aston Villa
The Villains would appear to be stronger than last year, and the signing of Brad Friedel shoud help them concede less. Keeping hold of Gareth Barry still looks unlikely, but it will be a big bonus if he starts the season in the Villa side.

Other signings: Curtis Davis, Steve Sidwell & Nicky Shorey don't look like they'll set the world on fire, but they should add depth to the squad.
Martin O'Neill should have enough about him for a top 10 finish.
Predicted League Position: 7th

Blackburn Rovers
Paul Ince may well find the first couple of months at Blackburn to be quite turbulent, if the early results don't go his way.

Several questions may be asked of which I'm sure "Why did you sign Fowler?, you bell-end" will be one, and "Why did you get rid of Friedel?, you tit." another...

Having said that, Incey is the sort of bloke that Football England would like to see do well, and I'm sure that his enthusiasm for the game and his proven managerial talent (albeit at a lesser level) will see him through any difficult times he might have early on.
Predicted League Position: 12th

Bolton Wanderers
Bolton seem destined to struggle this year and may only survive due to there being some really crap new kids on the block (and a few crap old kids too).

Campo & Diouff have gone, who have both been quality for the Trotters in recent years, and an awful lot of money has gone on Elmander & Muamba who I presume are good at headers.

May just survive the drop, but will Megson last the course? Unlikely.
Predicted League Position: 15th

Chelsea
Big Phil has offloaded a shedload of mediocre talents including the truly awful Boulahrouz to Stuttgart for £4 mil. Saw them coming.

Added to the squad are Deco and Bosingwa who are easily as good as the fellows they'll be replacing, so they should in theory be able to raise the bar again this season.

Not as good in defence as Man U, but maybe the equal of them going forward, especially if he tells fat Frank to calm down on the 40 yard toe bungers.

Very, very close this season, but not too close for me to call.
Predicted League Position: 2nd

Everton
Moysie has the nucleus of a good side building there at Goodison and has been linked with many signings, but none have yet materialised.

Apparently Alan Smith is all but signed, but I can't see how he's going to improve the side, unless he's been practicing his goalkeeping.

Still: Lescott, Arteta, Cahill & Yakubu are better than most playing for Everton's mid table competitors, so they should still have a healthy finish.

Expect to be talking about James Vaughan a lot if the youngster can keep free from injury and get a run in the side.
Predicted League Position: 6th

Fulham
Jeez Louise. Fulham have basically released a full team and signed another one so they may possibly go down, especially when John Pantsil is one of them.

They are really going to struggle, and if one of the promotees gets a good early run of results, Fulham are the one most likely to end up in the mire.
Predicted League Position: 18th

Hull City
Hull are my surprising tip to be the one side coming up to get off to a flier and amass a few points. It's all new to those boys and I can't imagine many of the lower table sides going up there and really rolling them over.

They would seem to have made a couple of sensible signings as well - Peter Halmosi, Anthony Gardner & George Boateng may not be everyones idea of quality, but they might just do a job.

Phil Brown proved a fine manager last year and if he can make the step up and remember nothing Big fat Sam taught him, they may just survive.
Predicted League Position: 17th

Liverpool
Pool have got rid of a shedload, including Antony le Tallec (for an undisclosed fee). Surely Threppence & a bag of maltesers would look bad on the balance sheet, so best keep it undisclosed.

There have been some new signings, but I don't expect Rafa, Stevie et al to do anything other than huff & puff into the top 4 again.

Not good enough to challenge Man U, Chelsea or Arsenal.
Predicted League Position: 4th

Man City
Mark Hughes has really got rid of the shite from City. Some of them at least. Hughsie must be commended for offloading Dickov, Sun Jihai & Samaras.

Hughsie is probably sensible enough to realise that a top 10 finish is about the level of expectancy for City with the currrent squad, but will Mr Chairman Toxin feel the same way?
Didn't do Sven much good did it?
Predicted League Position: 10th

Man United
Sir Alex is sniffing after the record of most title wins held by arch rivals Liverpool, and they will be favourites to equal it this year.

The main topic for debate will be who will be filling the Scholesey & Giggsy shirts?

Hargreaves is out long term injured, which is a blessing to us all, but expect Carrick and Anderson to have increasing influence as the season wears on.

Also, that boy Nani may be able to upset his fellow Portugueezer by getting a good run in the side whilst the spotty oik is injured.
Expect Scholesy & Giggsy to fill those shirts most of the time.
Predicted League Position: 1st

Middlesboro
Not much to say about Boro, other than they'll probably just go about business as usual with a minimum of fuss, and Southgate will get the odd unexpected result.

Expect them to beat Man Utd & Liverpool and get Mullered 4-0 at home by Hull City.
Predicted League Position: 11th

Newcastle United
Not much to write home about in the transfer market so far, but I imagine King Kev will spend a few bob in the January window.

I do expect Newcastle to be better this year but inconsistency is going to cost them. Can't see the Toon Army having too much to shout about in the final League standings.
Predicted League Position: 9th

Portsmouth
Pompey have made a few good additions to an already solid side, but I just can't see them progressing beyond being spoilers in the main with a respectable mid table finish.

Harry has a good solid unit there and big and strong has won many a day for him in the past, so it shouldn't be any different this year.

Defoe will continue to bang them in and James will continue to keep them out.
Predicted League Position: 8th

Stoke City
Well, what can I say about Stoke.
Enjoy it while it lasts boys, 'cos they're going down faster than Konrad Bartelski at Val Gardena in 1981.

If you thought Derby were bad last year, then just nip up the road to Stoke and have a looksee at the Britannia.

Will not be pretty.
Predicted League Position: 20th

Sunderland
There are still possibilities that Sunderland could go down this year, although they have signed 1 or 2 players that make them a better outfit last term.

Much depends on the sanity of Royston Keane, and his ability to handle the undoubted pressure that will come along in trying to keep Sunderland up this season.

Keane did look to have things under control for most of the season last time around, but you never know with him - he's a bit bonkers really isn't he?, and it's always harder the second season isn't it.
Predicted League Position: 14th

Tottenham
Mr One Day Ramos had a real purple patch in the middle of last season and had Spurs playing some of their best football in ages, and the Mint was really impressed with him for a while.

May miss Robbie Keane, but Spurs have also managed to prune out quite a lot of dead wood along with the Irishman who loves all things Liverpool.

The new signings of Bentley, Modric & Dos Santos should all excite the white Hart Lane crowd and look set to keep Spurs playing the game in the right way.

If they get off to a decent start, don't be surprised to see them finish above Liverpool in that 4th spot.
Predicted League Position: 5th

West Brom
The classiest footballing side of all the newly promoted will struggle, I'm afraid. I don't see them mixing it with the likes of Wigan, West Ham, Bolton & Sunderland - who they'll be hoping to send down in their place.

Not much to get excited about in the transfer market, but baggies fans will be hoping that a decent start from a settled team may be good enough to spur them on to great things.
Predicted League Position: 19th

West Ham
Undoubtably did a fine hatchet job on Fulham by offloading Pantsil & Zamora to them for nearly £7 Million, thus increasing their own survival chances and severely denting Fulham's at the same time.

I don't think the Hammers are going to worry too many unduly, including their own fans. Should have enough to comfortably avoid the drop, but I can't see them doing much more than that.
Predicted League Position: 13th

Wigan
Have sold some shit and bought some more shit.
Will be pretty dire to watch, but I'm tipping them to just scrape through again. Sometimes you find a nack of doing just enough, and that's all they really need isn't it.

Not sure if Uncle Dave Whelan will still cough up many millions for any more mediocre players, so survival is obviously the benchmark for the Latics.
Predicted League Position: 16th


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