Neil "Crybaby " Warnock - Fighter profile
Neil Crybaby Warnock Fighting style: Likes to shout at his opponents to induce a shattered eardrum, or startle them into running under a bus. Unlikely to be backed up with any punches thrown. Special Moves: "The Decibel" - An ear piercing shriek that can knock you off your feet. "The Witter" - Prolonged verbal assault with a meaningless plot that can cause an opponent to quickly lose consciousness. Profile: It is believed that Crybaby may be the first form of extra terrestrial lifeform to be discovered on Earth. Although an elaborate cover up story was put in place to suggest he originated in Yorkshire, no official birth documents or DNA samples have ever been produced to back up this story. Roger Cook, the intrepid undercover journalist, recently encountered Warnock when his investigations led him to Silsden on the trail of a mysterious "Plutonian" sect. Cook had infiltrated the sect as a servile underling of "Lord Bigbrow", their all powerful leader. Although no footage survived, Cook claims that Crybaby himself is Lord Bigbrow and has the ability to mutate his shape, although... "Quite why he chose such a ghastly shape for his public persona is anyones guess". You can talk Roger.
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