Mintys Free Football Bet Tips - Week 8: 2008/9
You are here: Football England > Football Betting Tips > Week 8: 2008-9 Season I'm gonna get the sack here if I'm not careful.
My tried and tested ploy of using the old ouija board to contact celebrity tipsters is not faring too well thus far this season, but I'm at a bit of a loss for other ideas, so I'm carrying on regardless.
Hmmmm.... That gives me an idea....
I did give Hattie Jacques a go last season, so why not let her skinny chum Kenneth Williams have a go?
Can't do any harm, can it?
Ere, stop messin' about! Bet 1: Carry On Don't Lose Your Head
3 Homes £2 Treble
Everton vs Liverpool - Everton @5/2
Burnley vs Preston - Burnley @7/5
Wigan vs Manchester City - Wigan @19/10
Can't afford to lose your head on derby day.
Home wins for the Peoples Club, The Three Headed People's Club & The People Outnumbered By The Visitors Club. Bet 2: Carry On Abroad
4 Aways £0.30 Yankee (£3.30)
Wolves vs Bristol City - Bristol City 4/1
Charlton vs Sheffield Weds - Sheffield Weds 3/1
Plymouth vs Nottingham Forest - Nottingham Forest 3/1
Reading vs Swansea - Swansea 4/1
These places are not quite abroad, but they might as well be.
Bet 3: Carry On Dick
4 1st Goalscorers £0.20 Yankee (£2.20)
Everton vs Liverpool - Yakubu @7/1
Fulham vs West Ham - Andrew Johnson @6/1
Wigan vs Manchester City - Amr Zaki @7/1
Portsmouth vs Tottenham - David Bentley @12/1
Which one of these is a Dick exactly?
I can't quite make my mind up.
Anyway, as long as they score first, I don't care and my job's safe for another week. Bet 4: Carry On Up The Khyber
5 Correct Scores £0.10 lucky 15 (£3.10)
Everton vs Liverpool - Everton 3 - 1 @28/1
Barnsley vs Norwich - Barnsley 3 - 1 @22/1
MK Dons vs Peterborough - Peterborough 3 - 2 @28/1
Grimsby vs Barnet - Grimsby 4 - 2 @50/1
Shrewsbury vs Bradford - Shrewsbury 4 - 2 @50/1
Seems as though everyone ole Minty contacts on the ouija board prefers the high scoring selections.
strange that, isn't it? I reckon that Kenny Williams has as much chance as anyone of getting me out of the crap.
Anyone's better than last week's bellend, Geller.... Check it out now,
Funk show brother... Mint.
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