Mintys Free Football Betting Tips - Week 7: 2008/9

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I've had enough of these criminals.
You can't trust them with anything these days. Jack the Ripper was a real let down last week and his tips have left me fearing the vote of confidence from the board again.

My psychic powers this week have connected me to Uri Geller (Or was it his psychic powers that led him to me?).

Anyway, old Uri is bound to come up with the goods.
As long as he doesn't bet on Reading I suppose.

Bet 1: The Bender
4 Aways £1 Accy & 4x£0.50 Trebles (£3)
Sunderland vs Middlesbrough - Middlesbrough @2/1
Manchester City vs Portsmouth - Portsmouth @5/2
Watford vs Reading - Reading @7/5
Aldershot vs Gillingham - Gillingham @11/5

Jesus Christ, Uri
I thought I said no bets on Reading?

Bet 2: The Paranormal
4 Homes £1 Accy & 4x£0.50 Trebles (£3)
Blackburn vs Fulham - Blackburn @11/10
Bolton vs Arsenal - Bolton @5/1
West Brom vs Aston Villa - West Brom @23/10
Swansea vs Burnley - Swansea @6/5

This isn't funny Uri.
What do you mean Bolton always beat Arsenal at home.
Paranormal? You chuffing lemon.

Bet 3: The Telepathic
3 Draws - £1 Accy
West Ham vs Newcastle - Draw @12/5
Hull vs Everton - Draw @23/10
Preston vs Wolves - Draw @23/10

You're not on my wave length here pal.
Do you know what you're doing Uri.
Get out of my head.

Bet 4: The Spoon
5 Correct Scores £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Blackburn vs Fulham - Blackburn 4 - 1 @33/1
Crystal Palace vs Plymouth - Crystal Palace 4 - 1 @33/1
Derby vs Cardiff - Derby 3 - 2 @25/1
Carlisle vs Leeds - Carlisle 3 - 2 @25/1
Rotherham vs Luton - Rotherham 4 - 2 @50/1

I've never seen such garbage in all my life.
I give up.
Listen, boss Geller picked them, and I've got nothing to do with it.

"Geller, Geller I wasn't joking, when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head"...

I am a 1 in 10.
Mint.