Mintys Tips - Week 35: 2008/9 - Bono

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It was almost pleasing that picking last week's bets in a Janet Street Porter stylee didn't quite work out. No returns from the toothy bint allows me to mentally murder her this week, before picking the bests in the guise of another person I'd like to kill.

Porter is getting her come uppance by being belly flopped from the olympic 10 metre diving board by Buster Bloodvessel wearing a hedgehog suit.

Anyway, the bets this week are being created in a runty little Irish sort of way, with ole Mint picking them in a Bono style.

Now surely we'd all like to kill that little twot.

Bet 1 : Unforgetable Fire
5 Homes - £1 Accy 10x £0.20 Trebles 5x £0.20 Fourfolds (£4)
Reading v Birmingham City - Reading @ 6/5
Nottingham Forest v Southampton - Nottingham Forest @ evens
Watford v Derby County - Watford @ 11/10
Sheffield Wednesday v Cardiff City - Sheffield Wednesday @ 21/10
Crystal Palace v Sheffield Utd - Crystal Palace @ 9/2

Yes, it will be an "Unforgetable Fire" when I set off an incendiary device under that stupid friggin trilby that you wear, you gibbering midget ...

Bet 2 : Nigerian
3 Draws - £2 Nigerian treble
Charlton Ath v Norwich City - Draw @ 12/5
Sunderland v Everton - Draw @ 9/4
Ipswich Town v Coventry City - Draw @ 5/2

Ah the old Nigerian is back...
Do they have some rainforest there?
I hope not for their sake, or the annoying Leprechaun will be off there...

Bet 3 : One
5 Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Sunderland v Everton - Draw 2-2 @ 12/1
Liverpool v Newcastle Utd - Liverpool 4-2 @ 50/1
Sheffield Wednesday v Cardiff City - Sheffield Wednesday 3-2 @ 28/1
Preston North End v QPR - Preston North End 4-2 @ 50/1
Reading v Birmingham City - Reading 3-1 @ 18/1

Young Bonio must be pleased with himself here with these fine predictions, but unless at least two of these come in, he's gettting the chop. Never mind One - You stingy git.

Enjoy the Bank Holiday people, and if these 5 scores come in, I'll buy the Royal Bank of scotland, and make every day a bank Holiday.

Shaka Khan!
Mint.