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I know I didn't have any joy with the bets last week, but I did feel quite good at blaming all my bad luck on Lily Allen, so again I'm picking bets this week in the style of someone I'd quite like to kill.

This week, James Nesbitt is in the hot seat, but don't worry James, if you get all the bets wrong, I've got a blunderbuss filled with gravel pointed at your bonce.

On false bet and your head's coming straight off.

Bet 1 : Cold Feet?
5 Homes - £1 Accy 5x£0.50 Fourfolds (£3.50)
Hull City v Portsmouth - Hull City @ 6/4
Doncaster Rov v Watford - Doncaster Rov @ 6/5
Huddersfield v Southend Utd - Huddersfield @ 6/5
SwindonTown v Crewe Alex - SwindonTown @ evens
Stockport County v Yeovil Town - Stockport County @ 10/11

You smarmy bastard Nesbitt.

Bet 2 : Murphy's Law
6 Aways - £1 Accy & 5x£0.10 Fivefolds 16x£0.10 Fourfolds(£3.10)
West Bromwich Alb v Stoke - Stoke @ 9/4
West Ham Utd v Sunderland - Sunderland @ 5/2
Blackpool v Plymouth Argyle - Plymouth Argyle @ 9/4
Coventry City v Reading - Reading @ 11/8
Southampton v Charlton Ath - Charlton Ath @ 11/4
Aldershot Town v Rotherham Utd - Rotherham Utd @ 6/4

Murphy's law says I'll be happy if these come in, but if they don't I may go and ask Lily allen if I can borrow back the wasp cannon.

Bet 3 : Rab C.
5 Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Derby County v Burnley - Derby County 3-2 @ 28/1
Hartlepool Utd v Hereford Utd - Hartlepool Utd 4-2 @ 50/1
Darlington Town v Morecambe - Darlington Town 4-2 @ 50/1
Macclesfield v Chesterfield - Macclesfield 3-1 @ 25/1
Shrewsbury Town v Grimsby Town - Shrewsbury Town 4-2 @ 50/1

Qualitay.
I reckon Old Rab C would have been mighty disappointed if he'd have spawned his namesake.

Reckon The Gravel filled blunderbuss is too good for him.
Annoying tit.

Kazoom!
Mint.