Mintys Tips - Week 31: 2008/9 - Lily Allen

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I've had a bit of a change of tack this week, and I'm now picking my bets in the style of people I'd quite like to kill, instead of using my ouija board to contact the ones who are already dead.

I'm not sure that this approach is going to bear any fruits as far as winning bets go, but at least I'll not be that bothered if I don't pick up any returns, because I'll have someone to blame, won't I?

Should have been a Psychologist, me.

Anyway, first up, in the "Picking bets in the stylee of someone Minty might like to kill series" is: Lily Allen.

Jeez, I'd like to shoot her in the face with a cannon full of wasps.
Especially if her dad was standing behind her.

Bet 1 : Smile?
4 Homes - £1 Accy 4x£0.50 Trebles (£3)
Peterborough Utd v Leicester City - Peterborough Utd @ 7/5
Wycombe Wanderers v Shrewsbury Town - Wycombe Wanderers @ 23/20
Carlisle Utd v Northampton Town - Carlisle Utd @ 5/4
Grimsby Town v Aldershot Town - Grimsby Town @ 6/5

I'm already smiling thinking of the wasp cannon.

Bet 2 : Smile
5 Aways - £0.50 Accy & 5x£0.50 Fourfolds (£3)
Bristol Rovers v Stockport County - Stockport County @ 11/4
Hereford Utd v Huddersfield - Huddersfield @ 13/8
Leyton Orient v Oldham Ath - Oldham Ath @ 7/4
Lincoln City v Notts County - Notts County @ 9/4
Leeds Utd v MK Dons - MK Dons @ 11/4

I'm smiling if these come in, I'm smiling if they don't. It's a win-win situation.

Bet 3 : Smile.
5 Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Wycombe Wanderers v Shrewsbury Town - Wycombe Wanderers 3-2 @ 25/1
Carlisle Utd v Northampton Town - Carlisle Utd 3-1 @ 18/1
Crewe Alex v Millwall - Crewe Alex 3-1 @ 25/1
Yeovil Town v SwindonTown - Yeovil Town 4-2 @ 66/1
Chesterfield v Port Vale - Chesterfield 4-2 @ 50/1

Magnificent.
Scores galore to make me smiiiiiii-ii-iiiiile.

Reckon I'd still shag her though.
Annoying wasp faced bint.

Kapow!
Mint.