Mintys Football Tips - Week 29: 2009 - Ronnie Corbett

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Bruce (Prince of Darkness) Forsyth let me down with his tipping last week, so I've sacked him as my advisor and have contacted one of his golfing chums via the ouija board instead, to give me a helping hand this week.

No, I've not gone mad and asked Tarby for help, I've been in touch psychically with little Ronnie Corbett.

He tells me his producer likes to have a bet on the football at the weekend, but that's another story...

Come on Ron. Feel the need.

Bet 1 : 4 Candles?
4 Homes - £3 Accy
Bolton Wanderers v Fulham - Bolton Wanderers @ 11/10
Middlesbrough v Portsmouth - Middlesbrough @ 6/5
Stockport County v Leyton Orient - Stockport County @ 4/5
Walsall v Bristol Rovers - Walsall @ 11/10

£3 Accy. That's either confidence or stupidity.
We'll find out tomorrow.

Bet 2 : Midget Gem
5 Aways - £0.50 Accy & 5x£0.50 Fourfolds (£3)
Sunderland v Wigan Ath - Wigan Ath @ 2/1
Barnsley v Blackpool - Blackpool @ 2/1
Norwich City v Plymouth Argyle - Plymouth Argyle @ 2/1
Southampton v QPR - QPR @ 15/8
Watford v Sheffield Wednesday - Sheffield Wednesday @ 2/1

Again, confidence is King Ronaldo.
Remember to take a spare pair of socks to the golf course.

Bet 3 : East Fife Five, Forfar so far Four.
5 Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Everton v Stoke - Everton 4-2 @ 50/1
Hull City v Newcastle Utd - Hull City 3-2 @ 25/1
Preston North End v Coventry City - Preston North End 3-2 @ 25/1
Swansea City v Crystal Palace - Swansea City 4-2 @ 50/1
Chester City v Grimsby Town - Chester City 3-2 @ 25/1

Magnificent.
Little Ron is keeping it unreal with outlandish scores.

I'd have loved to see Ronnie Corbett & Norman Wisdom have a fight...
Wisdom's beating the crap out of him every time...
...Unless Big Ronnie is in attendance too.

Kapow!
Mint.