Mintys Football Tips - Week 29: 2009 - Bruce Forsyth

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Worzel Gummidge brought us a measly £2.51 return last week, so he's out on his ear to make way for a superior type of fellow.

This week we're hoping to hear some sweet chin music and bash the bookies with the alleged help of Bruce Forsyth. I've had the ouija board out and contacted Brucie, so I know his public persona would indicate that he's not actually dead, but my fantabulous contraption indicates that he has been dead for over 7 centuries.

I bet you've never seen Brucie, Count Dracula and Vlad the Impaler in the same room have you?

Bet 1 : Good Game, Good Game
6 Homes - £1 Accy & 20x£0.10 Trebles 15x£0.10 Fourfolds (£4.50)
Blackpool v Norwich City - Blackpool @ 13/10
Yeovil Town v Carlisle Utd - Yeovil Town @ 11/8
Accrington Stanley v Gillingham - Accrington Stanley @ 2/1
Dagenham & Red v Morecambe - Dagenham & Red @ 6/5
Grimsby Town v Lincoln City - Grimsby Town @ 17/10
Rotherham Utd v Brentford - Rotherham Utd @ 7/5

A cheeky six from Brucie.
Same as the number of wives he's had..

Bet 2 : Nice to see you, to see you, nice.
6 Aways - £1 Accy & 20x£0.10 Trebles 15x£0.10 Fourfolds (£4.50)
Derby County v Bristol City - Bristol City @ 5/2
Charlton Ath v Watford - Watford @ 13/8
Nottingham Forest v Swansea City - Swansea City @ 8/5
Hartlepool Utd v Peterborough Utd - Peterborough Utd @ 11/8
Leicester City v Cheltenham Town - Cheltenham Town @ 11/1
Scunthorpe Utd v Stockport County - Stockport County @ 3/1
Another Super six from the chinny maestro.
A breath of fresh air.

Bet 3 : Let's have a look at the old scoreboard.
5 Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Birmingham City v Southampton - Birmingham City 4-2 @ 50/1
Blackpool v Norwich City - Blackpool 3-1 @ 18/1
Oldham Ath v Colchester Utd - Oldham Ath 4-2 @ 50/1
Crewe Alex v Hereford - Crewe Alex 4-2 @ 50/1
Grimsby Town v Lincoln City - Grimsby Town 3-1 @ 20/1

Magnificent.
A huge overspend by the nations favourite entertainer and Prince of Darkness.

Compost corner.
Ching
Mint.