Mintys Football Tips - Week 28: 2009 - Worzel Gummidge

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I 've had enough of Victorian sleuths and piss poor cockerney actors. I need some results and I need 'em quick.

The credit crunch is taking hold at Football England Towers, and I think that if I don't get some sort of decent return, I'll be off down the dole queue with the likes of Fred the Shred.
I don't think my golden handshakle will be worth quite as much, however.

A Carlisle United programme and a half eaten bag of pork scratchings isn't going to keep Mrs Minty in the style she has been accustomed to.

Who better to turn to for advice at a time like this, than a member of my own family? Nearly.

This week's tips with the aid of Worzel Gummidge, who I'm assuming at least has got his betting head on.

Bet 1 : Aunt Sally)
5 Homes - £1 Accy & 5x£0.20 Trebles (£3)
Middlesbrough v Liverpool - Middlesbrough @ 4/1
Brighton & HA v Crewe Alex - Brighton & HA @ 5/4
Carlisle Utd v Bristol Rovers - Carlisle Utd @ 7/5
Cheltenham Town v Northampton Town - Cheltenham Town @ 17/10
Notts County v Bradford City - Notts County @ 8/5

I must admit, I did quite fancy Una Stubbs. Not when she was Aunt Sally though. I bet Worzel was giving her what for though...

Bet 2 : Turnip Head
5 Aways - £1 Accy & 5x£0.20 Trebles (£3)
Barnsley v QPR - QPR @ 7/4
Burnley v Sheffield Wednesday - Sheffield Wednesday @ 7/2
Watford v Crystal Palace - Crystal Palace @ 21/10
Hereford United v Leyton Orient - Leyton Orient @ 11/5
MK Dons v Leicester City - Leicester City @ 17/10

Our Wurzel (I think he's my cousin), certainly knows his stuff.
His bets are like his dress sense.

Bet 3 : Scare Crow
5 Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Swansea City v Charlton Ath - Swansea City 4-2 @ 50/1
Wolves v Plymouth Argyle - Wolverhampton Wand 4-2 @ 50/1
Carlisle Utd v Bristol Rovers - Carlisle Utd 3-1 @ 18/1
Chester City v Dagenham & Red - Draw 2-2 @ 12/1
Lincoln City v Rotherham Utd - Draw 3-3 @ 50/1

Magnificent.
There's nothing like clutching at straws, and I think these babies are supplying the greatest odds ever. Old Wurzel will be able to by a new jacket if all these 5 come in today.
Assuming jackets don't cost £3.7 million, he'll be able to buy a couple.....

I'm off for a cuppa tea and a slice o' cake.
Ching
Mint.