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I did say last time out that you can always trust Victorian sleuth. This, however, did prove my downafall last week.

I did go out and get monumentally pissed on Friday night on Sherlock Holmes's recommendation, only to be too late out of bed to get a chance at picking some bets and posting them on the site on Saturday.

Sherlock has since been sacked as my confidante from beyond the grave, and this week I'm back to what I know best. I'm giving the ouija board a spin, and hopefully I'll get contact with someone who's got half a clue about football.

Is there anybody out there????

"Yus"

Feck me, it's Arthur Mullard.

Bet 1 : Toeknee Handcock (4)
5 Homes - £1 Accy & 5x£0.20 Trebles (£3)
Bolton vs West Ham - Bolton @5/4
Middlesbrough vs Wigan - Middlesbrough @5/4
Swindon vs Scunthorpe - Swindon @8/5
Tranmere vs MK Dons - Tranmere @7/5
Chester vs Exeter - Chester @2/1

Nice one Arthur you dense bastard.

Bet 2 : Ill Behaviour
5 Aways - £1 Accy & 5x£0.20 Trebles (£3)
Liverpool vs Manchester City - Manchester City @6/1
Barnsley vs Charlton - Charlton @2/1
Blackpool vs Watford - Watford @2/1
QPR vs Ipswich - Ipswich @5/2
Northampton vs Walsall - Walsall @7/4

Arthur Mullard & Hylda Baker.
Jesus, it's making me feel like going out on the town with Holmes again.

I can only hope we have a bumper return this week or I'm in trouble with the editor.

Bet 3 : The Will to Live
5 Scores - £1 Accy & 5x£0.20 Trebles (£3)
Bolton vs West Ham - Bolton 3 - 1 @18/1
Middlesbrough vs Wigan - Middlesbrough 3 - 1 @18/1
Swansea vs Doncaster - Swansea 4 - 2 @40/1
Aldershot vs Morecambe - Aldershot 4 - 2 @50/1
Darlington vs Grimsby - Darlington 4 - 2 @40/1

I'd better not be losing this one.
Arthur Mullard indeed. What was I thinking.

Who's next week, the frigging Grumbleweeds!

Sheesh
Mint.