Mintys Tips - Week 23: 2008/9 - Jayne Torvill

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I did get a small return of about £2 last week, whilst picking them in the style of Cyndi Lauper, and I must admit, Ms Lauper did give me a bit of a bonk on.

However, I'm shelving her this week, and I'm steering slightly off my wailing bint course, but I'm still picking them in the style of a bird who you definitely have to consider the benefits of our recent "shoot or shag" policy.

I'm picking them this week, in the most elegant style of Jayne Torvill.

I seem to remember her being a bit of a horsey faced being, but I've posted a photo below that definitely gets her the benefit of my vote of keeping her alive, for a fate worse than death.
If you know what I mean.

Bet 1 : Triple Salchow
3 Homes - £2 Treble)
Blackburn vs Newcastle - Blackburn @10/11
Sunderland vs Aston Villa - Sunderland @23/10
West Brom vs Middlesbrough - West Brom @5/4

Nice one Jayne, I like the look of these apples.
I wonder, did she ever shag that bloke she used to skate with?

Bet 2 : Triple Axel
3 Aways - £2 Treble
Leyton Orient vs Bristol Rovers - Bristol Rovers @2/1
Port Vale vs Shrewsbury - Shrewsbury @11/8
Chester vs Chesterfield - Chesterfield @8/5

Cheeky trebles are the order of the day here, and i like it.
I can only assume that they'll be having wild parties in the streets of Nigeria as well...

Bet 3 : Triple Lutz
3 E/W First Goalscorers - £0.25 Patent (£3.50)
Sunderland vs Aston Villa - David Healy @8/1
Manchester City vs Wigan - Richard Dunne @33/1
Liverpool vs Everton - Joleon Lescott 20/1

This is pure class Jayney babie.
Remember, they only need to score any of the first three goals for us to get a pay out.

Bet 4 : Going for Gold
5 Correct Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Blackburn vs Newcastle - Blackburn 3 - 2 @25/1
Sunderland vs Villa - Sunderland 3 - 1 @28/1
Bristol City vs Wolves - Bristol City 3 - 2 @25/1
Millwall vs Tranmere - Millwall 4 - 2 @50/1
Rochdale vs Lincoln - Rochdale 4 - 2 @50/1

Goals galore around the grounds today, and if these 26 little net bulgers manage to find their way home in the right sequence, I'm off to hunt down Sporty Spice with a £Million in my back pocket.
Brace youself Melanie...

Three, is the magic number.
No more, no less.
Mint.

Can you imagine me in my little tutu with my skates on picking these?

I hope not, because if you can, you are seriously deranged.

Happy punting, and get your skates on to get to mr Ladbrokes just before closing time to pick up your winnings.