Mintys Tips - Week 22: 2008/9 - Cyndi Lauper

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At last, a bit of success last week, with the bird from Deacon Blue bringing home a mammoth return of £14.06. In these tough monetary times, I'm certainly glad of a bit of a morale boost.

I'm sticking to my guns this week, and carrying on in wailing 80's bint mode, and picking them again in the style of a bird who you may want to shag (or shoot).

This week, Matthew, I'm being Cyndi Lauper.

And again, Without getting a bonk on,
I'll try to pick some winners.

Bet 1 : True Colours?
5 Homes - £1 Accy & 10x£0.20 Trebles (£3)
Stoke City vs Liverpool - Stoke City @8/1
Fulham vs Blackburn - Fulham @evens
Charlton vs Nottingham Forest - Charlton @6/4
Northampton vs Huddersfield - Northampton @6/4
Macclesfield vs Port Vale - Macclesfield @6/5

There's not many to pick from this week, as the weather's put paid to a lot of fixtures. Surely though, Stoke will beat Liverpool.
Someone has to sooner or later? They're shit.
Well said Ms Lauper.

Bet 2 : I Drove All Night
3 Aways - £2 Treble
Cardiff vs Derby - Derby @9/2
Burnley vs Swansea - Swansea @5/2
Lincoln vs Brentford - Brentford @13/8

Not technically all night drives these ones, and to be fair, the coupon is not very forthcoming with anything looking remotely possible for aways this week. But, it might just work.

Bet 3 : Girls Just Want to Have Fun
5 Correct Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Everton vs Hull - Everton 4 - 2 @40/1
Newcastle vs West Ham - Newcastle 4 - 2 @50/1
Ipswich vs Sheffield Weds - Ipswich 4 - 2 @50/1
Leeds vs Carlisle - Leeds 4 - 2 @40/1
Scunthorpe vs Hereford - Scunthorpe 4 - 2 @40/1

On a day with so few fixtures, who'd have thought that 30% of them would end up 4-2?
Cyndi freaking Lauper, that's who.
Mad bitch.

Bet 4 : Time After Time
4 First Goalscorers - £0.10 E/W Yankee (£2.20
Everton vs Hull - Leon Osman @10/1
Fulham vs Blackburn - Andrew Johnson @5/1
Newcastle vs West Ham - Michael Owen @9/2
Cardiff vs Derby - Kris Commons @10/1

I don't know what an Each Way Yankee is, but I presume it describes Ms Lauper pretty accurately, and let's hope it hits the spot, because it'll win us over 230 squiddly diddly's...

Boom shakalak.

Give it a Johnson's.
Mint.

As Gary Coleman will tell you, It takes Different Strokes.

And, "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"

Cheerio.