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Although they've not been too successful lately, I'm still going with picking my tips in the style of women who you are unsure as to wether or not you'd give them the one, so at least we can have a bit of fun if we don't get any winners.

Last week, annie Lennox was pretty bobbins, but this week, I'm also picking them in the style of another wailing Scottish Bint, The Bird Out of Deacon Blue.

I'll see if I can find a picture to help you make up your minds.

And, Without getting a bonk on,
I'll try to pick some winners.

Bet 1 : Wages Day?
5 Homes - £1 Accy & 10x£0.20 Trebles (£3)
Newcastle vs Liverpool - Newcastle @9/2
Bolton vs Wigan - Bolton @11/8
Bristol City vs Crystal Palace - Bristol City @7/4
Huddersfield vs Scunthorpe - Huddersfield @6/4
Luton vs Lincoln - Luton @7/5

I've just found out Ms Deacon Blue's name - Lorraine McIntosh.
How Scottish do you want to be?

Bet 2 : Your Town
5 Aways - £1 Accy & 10x£0.20 trebles (£3)
West Ham vs Stoke City - Stoke City @4/1
Barnsley vs Preston - Preston @9/5
Coventry vs Sheffield Weds - Sheffield Weds @5/2
Derby vs Ipswich - Ipswich @15/8
Macclesfield vs Chester - Chester @2/1

Woo-oo, woo-oo,Woo-oo, woo-oo,Woo-oo, woo-oo,Woo-oo, woo-oo.
Nice little interjection there Lorraine.

Bet 3 : Chocolate, Girl?
Almost Nigerian - 4 Draws - £1 Accy, 5x£0.20 Trebles (£2)
Blackburn vs Manchester City - Draw @12/5
QPR vs Watford - Draw @5/2
Northampton vs Bristol Rovers - Draw @5/2
Port Vale vs Rochdale - Draw @12/5

4 draws - The Nigerians will be thinking it's Christmas.
Hmmm, could have picked Noddy Holder this week...

Bet 4 : Queen of the New Year
5 Correct Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Newcastle vs Liverpool - Newcastle 3 - 1 @33/1
Blackburn vs Manchester City - Draw 3 - 3 @50/1
Southampton vs Reading - Southampton 3 - 2 @40/1
Millwall vs Yeovil - Millwall 4 - 2 @40/1
Bradford vs Morecambe - Bradford 4 - 2 @40/1

Come on Lorraine, you can be queen of new year, and Scotland, and anywhere you freaking like if these racsals bring it on home.

Ching-Ching.
Mint.


Would you rather shag her or shoot her?
Shag Her
Shoot Her
Lorraine McIntosh - The Bird from Deacon Blue.

Another wailing Scottish bint to decide on wether you'd like to shag or not.
I think Lennox last week got a bit of a benefit of the doubt from a few of you last week, because the only option other than shag her, was die.

This week, I've levelled the playing field a bit with the old classic- shag her or shoot her?


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