Mintys Tips - Week 19: 2008/9 - Cagney & Lacey

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I'm still going with picking my tips in the style of women who you are in a quandary about wether or not you would like to shag them, although I was again disappointed by a poor showing from Jill Gascoigne last week, who failed to provide me with anything.

No trouser arousal, and no winning tips.

This week, I'm pretty sure that I should at least get one or two of you excited (hopefully by my bets), but failing that I'm picking this weeks tips as Cagney & Lacey.

And, I think it's only fair to insist that if you're reading this you have to select your preference at the bottom of the page and tell us which one you prefer - i.e. If you had to shag one of them - which one?
And that goes for our female readers too!

I might struggle to do it this week without getting a bonk on.

Bet 1 : NYPD Blues?
3 Homes - £2 Trebles
Ipswich vs Cardiff - Ipswich @11/10
Carlisle vs Leicester - Carlisle @12/5
Chester vs Notts County - Chester @11/8

Cheeky little treble there girls. I like it.
Oooh & they all play in blue. Spooky.

Bet 2 : Is that a pistol in your pocket?
5 Aways - £0.20 Canadian (£5.20 Doubles & Above)
Sunderland vs West Brom - West Brom @5/2
Wigan vs Blackburn - Blackburn @11/4
Portsmouth vs Newcastle - Newcastle @5/2
Nottingham Forest vs Blackpool - Blackpool @2/1
Swansea vs Sheffield Utd - Sheffield Utd @2/1

I think one of Cagney & Lacey was a lesbian.
Or was it Canadian?...

Bet 3 : Nigerian
3 Draws - £1 Treble
Middlesbrough vs Arsenal - Draw @5/2
Southend vs Huddersfield - Draw @23/10
Plymouth vs QPR - Draw @23/10

Cheeky little threeway Nigerian there girls.
Very popular down the precinct this one.

Bet 4 : Star Spangled Spanner
5 Correct Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31 (£3.10)
Manchester City vs Everton - Manchester City 4 - 2 @50/1
Burnley vs Southampton - Burnley 3 - 2 @25/1
Preston vs Birmingham - Preston 3 - 1 @22/1
Yeovil vs Stockport - Yeovil 3 - 1 @22/1
Grimsby vs Shrewsbury - Grimsby 3 - 2 @28/1

Goals galore, just as we like 'em.
Petrie will be loving it when these babies hit the back of the net.

Remember, Cheggers can't be boozers.
Benny, are you O.K?.
Mint.

I've provided you with a little picture below to help you remember the ladies in question, and let's be fair - neither of them is as bad as Jan Leeming.

I'm going to post my vote first, and I reckon I'm picking the winner - I've got her as 1/2 favourite.

I do remember a little tale about Cagney & Lacey going back to my schooldays as well...

I remember a story going around that one young chap at our school was reputedly caught with his pants around his ankles, knocking one out whilst watching Cagney & Lacey.

I wonder which one you fancied, Tom?

I wonder who I'll have on next week?....
Keep watching. Mint.