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I seem to have hit on a good idea last week when I decided to pick my tips in the style of a woman who you might want(but weren't too sure whether or not) to shag.

Juliet Bravo (Series 2) proved this to be a fine concept indeed (although the bitch didn't pick us any winners).

So, this week I've trawled the old memory banks and decided to opt for picking the tips in the style of Jan Leeming...

Same as last week, I'll try not to get a bonk on whilst I'm doing it (which, to be fair) shouldn't be too difficult this week.

Bet 1 : And now for the news...
5 Homes - £2 Accy
Stoke City vs Hull - Stoke City @11/8
Sunderland vs Bolton - Sunderland @13/10
Ipswich vs Sheffield Utd - Ipswich @5/4
Walsall vs Swindon - Walsall @evens
Bradford vs Leyton Orient - Bradford @11/8

Bong! First one a winner from Leemers.

Bet 2 : News from abroad...
5 Aways - £0.20 Canadian (£5.20 Doubles & Above)
Morecambe vs Cheltenham - Cheltenham @9/5
Peterborough vs Tranmere - Tranmere @7/2
Southend vs Luton - Luton @6/1
Torquay vs Oxford Utd - Oxford Utd @9/2
Swansea vs Cardiff - Cardiff @2/1

Not quite up to the point of spunking myself just yet, but these freaky aways may just work. FA Cuptastic.

Bet 3 : And Finally...
5 Correct Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31(£3.10)
Wigan vs West Brom - Wigan 4 - 2 @50/1
Wolves vs Birmingham - Wolves 3 - 1 @16/1
Ipswich vs Sheffield Utd - Ipswich 3 - 1 @18/1
Fleetwood Town vs Hartlepool - Fleetwood Town 3 - 1 @40/1
Scunthorpe vs Alfreton Town - Scunthorpe 4 - 2 @50/1

Trevor McDonut will be proud of you for these Jan.

Odds Bodkins.
Mint.