Mintys Football Tips - Week 15: 2008/9

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Another cheeky little return of £5.53 from Lord Lucan last week has kept the ball of returns rolling for old Mint, but more importantly introduced us to the word Lucanesque.

Admittedly, it was our old chum Percy Piranhafish that first coined the phrase, but it did immediately remind me of that song by Sleeper called Statuesque.

Now, that was a pretty good song, and I've been humming it all week, but I've also been thinking about Louise Wener all week as well. Jesus Christ, she really is the fittest woman that ever lived.

In homage to Wener, I'm picking the bets this week as her (I'm pretty sure she's not dead, so the ouija board's not going to do much good).
I'll try not to get a bonk on whilst I'm doing it.

Bet 1 : Statuesque
5 Aways - £1 Accy & 10x£0.20 Trebles(£3.00)
Barnsley vs Watford - Watford @12/5
Sheffield Utd vs Reading - Reading @9/5
Norwich vs Swansea - Swansea @23/10
Aldershot vs Exeter - Exeter @7/4
Luton vs Dagenham & Redbridge - Dagenham & Redbridge @15/8

Jeez Louise. I've got a semi on already.

Bet 2 : Delicious
5 Homes - £1 Accy & 10x£0.20 Trebles(£3.00)
Tranmere vs Southend - Tranmere @5/4
Port Vale vs Brentford - Port Vale @11/8
Bristol City vs Nottingham Forest - Bristol City @4/5
Carlisle vs Brighton - Carlisle @6/4
Crewe vs Leyton Orient - Crewe @11/8

I need some wheels to move you around
I've borrowed some tools to chisel you down
Tie me up and Ill confess
A thousand ways that make you statuesque
Quality.

Bet 3 : The It Girl
5 Correct Scores - £0.10 Lucky 31(£3.10)
Fulham vs Tottenham - Fulham 3 - 1 @28/1
Newcastle vs Wigan - Newcastle 3 - 1 @14/1
Coventry vs Plymouth - Coventry 3 - 1 @18/1
Leeds vs Huddersfield - Leeds 4 - 2 @40/1
Yeovil vs Peterborough - Yeovil 4 - 2 @80/1

Cheektastic these ones Louise.
I've just spunked meself.

Bet 4 : Nice Guy Freddie
2 First Goalscorers £1 Double
Blackburn vs Sunderland - Roque Santa Cruz @9/2
West Ham vs Portsmouth - Freddie Sears @8/1

I'm off to fondle myself.

Choo-Choo.
Mint.