Martin "Godfather" Jol - Fighter Profile

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Martin "Godfather" Jol
Born 1956 Den Haag.
Height: 6' Weight: 17 stones

Fighting style: Intimidating bully tactics backed up by his imposing physique. Good wrestling technique and a powerful headbutt delivered by 3 square feet of forehead.

Special Moves: "The Crunch" - If the Godfather gets close enough he will attempt to deploy his favourite wrestling hold. A sort of cross between a half Nelson and a bear hug "the Crunch" means certain defeat for any opponent.

"The Sting" - As a defensive technique the Godfather is able to tense his chin and break the knuckles of anyone who strikes him.

Profile: The Godfather was small as a child, but developed into a strapping teenager after discovering the magical properties of Edam cheese. At one point he was consuming 12 Kilogrammes of the stuff each and every day.

With Edam in short supply, the youngster tried his hand at cheese running and soon built a strong business empire. Known as "the Godfather of cheese", Jol meted out swift punishments to anyone caught peddling cheese products on his patch.

People in the South Holland region still remember with some some trepidation the fate of a young cheese merchant who was caught selling Primula by Jol's henchmen.

He was found hanging from a tree in a nearby apple orchard with the Godfathers calling card (broken cream crackers) at his feet.


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