Gareth "Gumshield" Southgate - Fighter Profile

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Gareth "the Gumshield" Southgate
Born 1970 Watford.
Height: 6' 1" Weight: 13 stone 5 pounds

Fighting style: Fights like a girl, pulls hair, scratches and bites. Trust me, you do not want to be on the receiving end of Gareth's gnashers.

Special Moves: "The Chomp" - A very unsubtle but effective tactic which employs full use of his impressive overbite.

"The Squirt" - Gumshield has been known to gush blood on occasion. When well aimed, these "squirts" can blind an opponent temporarily.

Profile: The Gumshield has youth on his side and will want to exploit this if he faces any of the older campaigners.

As a young boy, the Gumshield lived in a sweet shop and would use his knowledge of confectionery to impress the girls at school. This did not go down too well with the boys, who bullied him remorselessly until a fateful day in year 3.

Notorious school bully Cropper Huggins was found dead in the school toilets apparently choked to death on a jelly baby. Many had suspicions that Gumshield was involved, but nothing was ever proven. Gumshield was not bullied again.


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