Percy - Saturday, December 16
Neil Warnock; Complete Arsehole

I'm not being funny but Neil Warnock is a complete arsehole.

To be honest, to do him justice I should be calling him a much stronger name than the one I used but this website is so much bigger and better than he is that I would be degrading it if I used the most appropriate term.

Warnock himself likes to try and put himself across as some sort of character and honestly believes that the garbage he speaks is somehow entertaining and makes football richer and better.

No, everything you say and do makes football sadder and poorer.

Why so strong?

If Warnock was just an idiot then it wouldn't matter and his stupidity wouldn't be worth commenting on. The problem is this guy actually knows what is right and wrong but he is so blinkered when it comnes to things that happen for or against him it is untrue.

Basically he is footballs' biggest hypocrite and hypocrisy is a genuinely unpleasant trait.

I've just been watching the highlights of Sheffield United's game at Wigan.

At one point the referee gives a ridiculous penalty in favour of Sheff U. but then reverses the decision on the advice of one of his linesmen.

The camera cuts to the sidelines where Warnock and opposite number Paul Jewell are involved in a verbal confrontation.

Warnock's obviously spouting off and then typically turns away when Jewell looks to be on the verge of punching his lights out and starts making faces as though Jewell is out of control and he (Warnock) doesn't know what all the fuss is about.

Pricks like Warnock operate slyly in the absolute certainty that come what may these altercations never come to blows. He knows Paul Jewell can't actually lay fist or forehead on him because the repercussions would be too great.

This disappoints me. I think if people are big enough to pick arguments they are big enough to take the consequences. Football would surely be much better off if Jewell was allowed to knock Warnock into the middle of next week just so long as Warnock was the man who started the argument.

All these pricks (Warnock, Savage, Lehmann etc) wouldn't say boo to a goose if they thought there was any real chance that someone might actually react physically.

But this isn't even the point.

Having obviously moaned like a baby about the incident on the sidelines Warnock then comes on the tele and says that the officials had got the decision right and that at the end of the day that is the important thing.

Oh, very big and honest of you that is Neil. I suppose it didn't make any difference to your opinion that you'd actually won the game anyway.

After his team won at Watford the other week and it was pointed out to him afterwards that their winning goal had been offside Warnock replied, "Good, I hope it was ten yards offside."

Bit of a difference of opinion there isn't there, Neil?

Is it important that the officials get it right or is it just important that you end up winning?

This is not an isolated case. Warnock always moans like a baby when things go against him but is all sweetness, light and disgusting condescention when things go for him.

His word is worth less than a five pound note with a picture of Charlotte Church on it.

He is a hypocrite. Basically he is scum.

Perhaps this doesn't matter in football. Personally I have to hope that it does.

When we have men like Stuart Pearce coming out and speaking up against his own club and players in a genuine attempt to make the game a bigger and better place then surely it is important to tell it like it is against pathetic little parasitical worms like Warnock.

The sooner he is lost to the game the better in my opinion.