Arsene "the Pacifist" Wenger - Fighter Profile

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Arsene "the Pacifist" Wenger
Born 1949 Strasbourg.
Height: 6' 4" Weight: 12 stone 4 pounds

Fighting style: Prefers to use diplomacy to diffuse situations rather than his fists. Has great patience and wisdom, but his combat skills are as yet unknown.

Special Moves: "The Yawn" - Will attempt to engage his opponents in political debate to negate their agression.
"The Scarper" - Has an excellent turn of pace, to get him out of a tricky spot.

Profile: The Pacifist is an enigma when it comes to combat. Everyone expects him to be a pushover, but no-one really knows his abilities. He likes it that way. He likes to have a mental edge on his opponents and will use his enormous brain to good effect.

Legend has it that the Pacifist has telekinetic abilities.

A myth exists that the Pacifist actually moved the French/German border 200 yards East in 1956 with the power of his mind alone. The Pacifist did not want to be a German.