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Do you remember the film The Fly starring Jeff Goldblum?

Ever wondered what would come out of his freaky machine if Stevie G and Frank Lampard were to jump into it at the same time?

It would probably be something resembling a cross between Albert Steptoe & a young Terry Wogan....

...Or maybe something like This?...

We all loved this man:
He was Football England for many people.

Our little tribute to a great man.
Sir Bobby Robson

In the week when Peter Crouch, Carlton Cole and Stewart Downing all pulled on the revered white jersey of England, we've decided that we all need something to make us feel better about our National Team.
We've gone back through the ages to pick our all time greatest England 11.
You might not agree with it, and if you don't you can pick your own, and we'll display it on a web page of your own for you.
Read on here: England's Best Ever team

A couple more cheeky profiles for you:

George Mulhall Was a speedy and dependable winger for many a year at Sunderland and went on to be capped by Scotland. He also used to get the crap kicked out of him every week, and probably enjoyed it.

Also, Trevor Hockey remembered by many a team's fans as a bearded wonder of sorts. Not that good?, but certainly a character that brings back fond memories for lots of people.

It's been a funny old week, but I doubt Scolari and Adams are having too much of a chortle. But then again, with a massive payout that would put the RBS bosses to shame...
United in Control, Adams & Scolari Sacked

Who's the Daddy of them all?
Our Football chatting chums Norbert & Piranhafish were chatting down the pub last week and got to talking about the Players featured on this site and they sort of came to the conclusion that this man is undoubtably the most loved footballer ever, so far that is, by people who visit this site.

Bonzo has undoubtably stirred the passions of Hammers fans, and indeed neutrals, enough to make them want to write in and share their passion with us, far more than any other player.

So, we've created a little list of the players most loved (i.e more people have wrote in and shared their memories with us) and the surprisingly least loved (i.e hardly anyone's bothered to write in at all...

Here are a few of our other most talked about heroes...

Yes, he does look a bit like Cheggers, but this boy Knowlsie is perhaps one of our lesser known, but most fondly remembered players. His story is a real good read too, and one of a potential never fully reached.

Alex Williams is also proving to have a fair old fan club, and is very fondly remembered by just about anyone who ever contacts us.
Whether it's the bloke who Alex used to coach in the youth team, or his Nan, they all love big Alex.

And, yard dog centre halfs will be cringing around the land when we tell you that mad centre forward Dave Hickson is also very high up on our most appreciated list.

Here are a few of our least talked about heroes... And there are some REAL Surprises.

For a man who is always promoted as his club's best ever player, Colin Bell has had remarkably little penned about him by the Blue half of Manchester, or indeed, by anyone else for that matter.

Football England are slightly bemused by this.

Also, Digger Barnes has failed to get you scribbling. Even when he was on Strictly Come Dancing his popularity was unbelievably low.

Des Walker too has recieved precious little backing from you as well. Surely there must be some England fans out there that want to tell us how magnificent he was?
Even if it's just to write in and let us know that he was crap at school. Get writing.

I would imagine that once you've had a shuftie, you may want to let us know what you think of our Football England heroes....?

So, just have a look at our list of Player Profiles, pick out your favourite, and you can submit your comments in the box at the bottom of their page.

Football England expects........