Well... As the World Cup has started, I suppose it would only be fitting to drag ourselves out of the pub for a little while and get down to business here at Football England.
Follow all the matches here, and get the best and worst of World Cup 2010.
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World Cup Match reports : Click the links below...
England 1 Germany 4Utter bilge from our piss poor players.
Uruguay 2 South Korea 1Uruguay become the first side through to the Quarter Finals.
England 1 Slovenia 0Much better from our boys. Actually looked like a team for once.
Argentina 2 Greece 0Impressive Argentina with maximum points. Greece out.
Nigeria 2 South Korea 2S. Korea hang on to go through. Not enough goals for Nigeria.
France 1 South Africa 2French Out! What a load of rubbish. S.A. go out with a win.
Mexico 0 Uruguay 1Uruguay through with ease, but Mexico join them.
Portugal 7 North Korea 0Portugal run riot as S. Korea capitulate.
Brazil 3 North Ivory Coast 1Brazilians now looking smooth.
Football England's report on our second game:Algeria 0 England 0The most dismal display ever?
Germany 0 Serbia 1The Germans are at it now. Jerry Beaten. Nice?
France 0 Mexico 2The French have imploded. Easily beaten. Nice?
Argentina 4 South Korea 1The Argies looking good under Diego.
South Africa 0 Uruguay 3Home side going out? Very impressive form from the Uruguayans.
Spain 0 Switzerland 1Favourites beaten. Fancy Dans beware.
Chile 1 Honduras 0We like Chile. They look the business.
Brazil 2 North Korea 1Brazil taking it easy?
New Zealand 1 Slovakia 1Astounding late point from the All Whites. Considering how crap they are.
Italy 1 Paraguay 1Shaky start from the holders. Good effort from the S. Americans.
Japan 1 Cameroon 0Good engines those Japanese. Especially Honda.
Denmark 0 Holland 2The Orange men get the ball rolling with a win. Not Convinced yet.
Aurtralia 0 Germany 4Impressive stuff from the Jerries.
Ghana 1 Serbia 0Nice win for Ghana in a less than inspiring match.
Algeria 0 Slovenia 1What an awful game this was.
Football England's report on our first game:England 1 USA 1Great start, then went downhill. Carragher came on. Got worse.
Argentina 1 Nigeria 0Easy enough for Maradona's men. Mind you - he does look like a tramp, doesn't he?
Greece 0 South Korea 2Impressive win for the Underdogs?
Uruguay 0 France 0A pretty unimpressive point for the Froggies, who frankly cheated to get there in the first place.
South Africa 1 Mexico 1A good point for the home team in a nice enough opener.
And by the way. Emile Heskey is going to play against USA tonight.And he's going to be magnificent.
Come on England!